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Big Brain Bose WeekLy Recap

Bose got pulled out another lucky win against L boy Jack. All it took was a Monty injury and garbage time for Gibbs to wake up. Jack is currently on a 5 game losing streak with no end in sight. At least Jack was able to offload some of his bums to LphonyJ.

aLi lost to CJ and now understands why CJ is Bose’s top ranked team. aLi needs a bounce back this week against Bose to retain his “best team” status.

Tom had a good week this week against Dan! He finally exceeded his projected points for the first time this season. Dan had a lucky streak for a couple weeks that looks like it’s coming to an end. Dan and Tom are both 3-4, this will be a big week for both of them.

Shroomies returned to his roller coaster building this week with another big showing against LphonyJ Spots. John has been a little unLucky! this year and the panic is starting to set in. TradeMasterJ was making moves after his loss this week.

StrohL was the highest scoring team this week. He was playing the lowest scoring team in Zack so it was kinda irrelevant other than the cash he got. He’s got Dan this week and is the highest projected score for the whole season so far, so it’ll probably be another bLood bath.

Lost in the MF Sauce

Hmph. Should have written his 2 sentence Lcommissioner Lcorner instead!

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imma come clean

They say that water always finds its level. That’s true in both the reality of football and the fantasy of football. We were so graciously told that last week was opposite week so we can just act like Fabolous and throw it in the bag.

In the NFL, the fun in the sun Miami Dolphins offense was suffocated by a Philadelphia Eagles defense all of a sudden rounding into form, which some say might just be legit. Meanwhile, the 40-WHINERS (rofl) got carved up by primetime Kirk without Jettas to drop two straight, and all of a sudden the Eagles and Chefs have the best records in football.

For #ThisLeague, the cream is rising to the top since at the end of the day cash rules everything around us while the race for Phony is starting to take shape.

As such, trade season seems to be ramping up as bums try not to bum, while some teams at the top try to stay there with trades, even if they may be a bit… unnecessary?
Anyhoo, the meat and potatoes of the season is here, and while the water is at its level for now, calm waves don’t make good sailors gentlemen. Put your anchors away.

-Brandon “Shrooms” Thornton

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Dr. StooL’s Week 7 Phony Odds Diagnosis

+245 – Dr. Spots – The weather is cooling, the leaves are turning, and you know what that means…. It’s officially TradeMasterJSnz. The reigning King Phony is pushing all his chips in to retain his crown. He gifted the man with no WRs an actual WR thereby elevating Ooga Booga off this list. I’ll say it: Dr. “I really needed a tightend guys” is gonna need to really to tighten(d) up those clown shoes for a 5K.

+310 – Champ Z – There has been some talk about members of this league running for president of the good ol’ US and A. And while I think others may have good attributes for the job, I really think Biden could learn a thing or two from Zack. Most importantly, knowing when you are on the downhill and a shell of your former self, especially before your second term on top. We are looking at “Champ Z” transitioning to “Chomp Z” at his local 24-hour waffle serving establishment of choice.

+440 – Eternal Optimist Dan – The Nits look horrible, he’s last in PF, no one listens to his instructions on suicide leagues, and somehow he finds it within himself to get up every morning and be an optimistic light in the world. Unfortunately for Daniel, here on earth his team stinks, he won’t make a trade with me to help his team (he still thinks he can avoid the phony bracket as-is), and he is one fully torn oblique muscle away from being minus odds for phony. A request: Mr. Danimal, set your over/under time for running a 5k in clown shoes. I will take the over, because whatever line you set will be inherently optimistic!

Dr. Stool M.D., P.G.

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Week 7 John got fLeeced again Edition

Happy Friday feLLas & welcome to the newest installment of “John Got fLeeced!” Right when we thought it couldn’t get worse after Dr. Lphonybum traded away Achane for two useLess handcuffs… he trades for a useLess SF tight end, who coincidentaLLy catches baLLs from his favorite QB B ROCK! Deebo AND Kittle on the same Lsquad? Poor guy has no idea he is COOKed & on track to defend his Lphony title. BeLLs there’s hope for you after all bud.

Not only is this installment dedicated to our Lbud, it’s also featuring a shit load of new props & parlays for all you phony buds to feast on! Let’s win all the fuckin money!! OogAyuH!