A Message from the Commissioner:
My Fellow Phonies, HAPPY NEW YEAR!
It is I, Dr. Spots, here to welcome everyone to another year of bullshi- I
mean, Fantasy Football! My Chubb is tingling as we near closer to the start
of the season. As the New Year starts, we must welcome a young prince
and princess to the #Family (Congratulations Dan & Shrooms!) Primarily,
we want to congratulate everyone’s favorite league member- Zack, on a
triumphant win last year! Well deserved! In regard to King Phony- (aka Mr.
Outlier).. Rumor has it him and his ConsuLtant are on a revenge tour! Good
Luck everyone!
I don’t know about you, but I’m stoked to be spending the next 6 months
vigorously button mashing my feelings into the GroupMe, making my eyes
bleed from too much screentime, pretending CJ is an eagles fan, praying to
our Fair God Ooga-Booga, and drinking way too much on Sundays. It is
times like these that we can all appreciate how blessed we are to be
together for another round of what we call “fun.”
As always, another year hosts new questions to the cribbo- Who will be on
the happy couch? Is Tom really a (free agent) genus? Is the Skyy really the
limit? When will Mac jones get pummled into the depths of the earth again?
And what is so alluring about sleeping in bathrooms? Only time will tell!
There isn’t another group of clowns that I’d want to do this with, so raise
your clown shoes high, and get to training, because one of us will be
running a 5k! Here’s to another year of fun, phony, fantasy nonsense!
I leave you with one final question: What do we say to the God of Ooga?
Eat, (Darius) Slay, Love,
Dr. Spots
Phony Fantasy 