League History

#ThisLeague has an infamous, and aLLegedLy contentious history, summarized below.

HALL OF RECORDS

What would #ThisLeague be without taking a look back? After all, when the present ends in darkness, and the future doesn’t feel bright, what better remedy than to look to the past? It can be therapeutic, and also bring some laughs. Now that this data is readily available thanks to your fertile and fab League Historian, let’s see if the inevitable GroupMe arguments lead to members unloading the mf clip with these newfound arrows in their quivers.

*It should be noted that starting in 2020 the NFL moved to a 17-game schedule and thus #ThisLeague adopted a 14-game regular season starting in 2021. D/STs were replaced with a second FLEX in starting in 2022 as well.

TOP TEN PF TOTALS OF ALL-TIME

RANKYEARTEAM#GoodGMTOTALSEASON RESULT
12024The FlushiesBig Dog1758.7210-4 (Runner-Up)
22024Snakes on a PlaneBummish1738.769-5 (Final Four)
32022The FlushiesBig Dog1713.068-6 (Champ)
42024disney aduLtBose1707.4411-3 (Champ)
5202240 Akers in W. PhiLadeLphAyuHOoga Booga1694.589-5 (Final Four)
62025Nacua’s Moose KnucklesBoris Durke1672.409-5 (Champ)
72021LightLy ToastedBose1672.367-7 (Final Four)
82025kyLe PITTS PROTESTBose1662.207-7 (First Round L)
92024The Hall MonitorsBoris Durke1661.069-5(Final Four)
102021Casino RoyaLBummish1645.949-5 (Runner-Up)

TOP TEN PA TOTALS OF ALL-TIME

RANKYEARTEAM#UnluckyGMTOTALSEASON RESULT
12024Shooken not StirredStrohl1682.164-10 (Poopy Circuit)
22023OOGA BOOGAYUHOoga Booga1652.96-8 (Phony Bracket)
32024Kidz Bop Deputy CommishCock Job1651.124-10 (Poopy Circuit)
42022Batman ReturnsBummish1632.845-9 (King Phony)
52019Well… Mack’s GayVoLdemort1628.14-9 (Phony Bracket and Banished from #ThisLeague)
62025ICE Chase Brown PeopleTommy Toes1627.866-8 (Phony Bracket)
72021The FlushiesBig Dog1625.626-8 (Phony Bracket)
8202240 Akers in W. PhiLadeLphAyuHOoga Booga1621.489-5 (Final Four)
92023The Run and TugsCock Job1620.57-7 (First Round L)
102022House of the Brandon #FamilyShroomies1611.565-9 (Phony Bracket)

TOP TEN PF PER-GAME OF ALL-TIME

RANKYEARTEAM#GoodGMTOTALSEASON RESULT
12024The FlushiesBig Dog125.610-4 (Runner-Up)
22018Smokin W/MahomiesBummish125.57-6 (Runner-Up)
32018King PhonyDanimal125.310-3 (Final Four)
42018Doubting ThomasStrohl123.49-4 (Champ)
52024Snakes on a PlaneBummish124.19-5 (Final Four)
62019Still Smokin W/MahomiesBummish1238-5 (Final Four)
72022The FlushiesBig Dog122.48-4 (Champ)
82020Mahomes Have 40 Akers!!!!Bummish122.110-3 (Final Four)
92024disney aduLtBose121.911-3 (Champ)
102018Keto Bacon RoethlisbergersVoLdemort*121.79-4 (Final Four)

TOP TEN PA PER-GAME OF ALL-TIME

RANKYEARTEAM#UnluckyGMTOTALSEASON RESULT
12019Well… Mack’s GayVoLdemort (ROFL)125.24-9 (Phony Bracket and Banished from #ThisLeague)
22018ALL I DO IS WINCock Job123.82-11 (King Phony)
32018Hot GarbageBoris Durke/DJ121.63-10 (Phony Bracket)
42024Shooken not StirredStrohl120.54-10 (Poopy Circuit)
52018Bullet ClubShroomies119.68-5 (First Round Exit)
62020TikTok O’ClockBoris Durke118.14-9 (Phony Bracket)
72023OOGA BOOGAYUHOoga Booga1186-8 (Phony Bracket)
82024Kidz Bop Deputy CommishCock Job117.94-10 (Poopy Circuit)
92022Batman ReturnsBummish116.65-9 (King Phony)
102018Mistake By The LakeBig Dog116.44-9 (Phony Bracket)

HALL OF RINGS

Just as a reminder of what is at stake gentlemen, it ain’t just the bread and the bragging rights, but the ice as well.

2015: The Wolves of Walnut Street (Shroomies)

2017: The Gift of GREENsight (Strohl)

2018: Doubting Thomas (Strohl)

2019: Barkley’s Boys (Danimal)

2020: Alvin and the CHIPmunks (Shroomies)

2021: Air-Raid Phoniez (Boris Durke)

2022: The Flushies (Big Dog)

2023: Even Stevenson’s (Boris Durke)

2024: disney aduLt (Bose)

2025: Nacua’s Moose Knuckles (Boris Durke) – COMING SOON

CHILDREN OF #THISLEAGUE

The grand finale. Much like the world of Pokémon, #ThisLeague now has multiple generations that come along that have the opportunity to create their own legend in history. We may be rivals, but we’re also bud buds. Bud buds first, rivals second. With that said, we should celebrate the greatest accomplishment in life: procreation. So in that, here is the appropriate ending to the League History page™.

Lucas Alexander Strohl – March 26th, 2021

Eleanor Alexis Hamm – March 24th, 2023

Andy Russell Thornton – August 20th, 2023

Lucy Kathleen Hamm – December 26th, 2024