I hope you enjoy everyone’s responses. There’s some good ones in here.

Good luck to everyone in the weeks to come!

Bellz

What is your honest opinion of your team?

This is easily the best team I’ve ever had in #thisLeague. Am I going to blow it in playoffs? Chet Ubetcha!

Rankings:
1) Zack
2) Bellz
3) John
(There’s a big drop off after the top 3)



4) Ali
5) Dan
6) Strohl (didnt make the playoffs though lmao)
7) Jack
8) CJ
9) Tom
10) Shrooms

Any other comments?

Top 3 teams are nice! Now that I said that I’ll def lose to the biggest bum in playoffs.

Dan had the best team on paper this year but injuries and unLucky! got him down.

Shrooms I love ya bud but if you dont get one of your lucky weeks you might be the newest waffle boy. Having said that, I am rooting for Tom to get phony after beating me twice this year.

John

What is your honest opinion of your team?

Overall love my team. Thanks to the birds, but more importantly thanks to wank & shrooms for being dumb and giving me them (have fun in the loser world, losers). I’m a little concerned about my flexes but hopefully my studs can guide me to the end, which ultimately will be second placeMe, Bellott, Zack, ali, Dan- does anyone else even matter? Wank is starting $1 candle wick and shrooms is toying with his roster like he has ALS.

Rankings:
Me
Bellott
Zack
ali
Dan- does anyone else even matter?
Wank is starting $1 candle wick and shrooms is toying with his roster like he has ALS.

Any other comments?

Hey Tommy. SssssssssssssSsSsSssSsSsSsomone owesSsSssSsSsSsSsS me an apology!

Zack

What is your honest opinion of your team?

A fucking wagon

Rankings:
Zack
Bellott
John
Ali
Dan
The rest are too stinky to even compare

Any other comments?

I will be praying for Tom to be King Stinkee

CJ

What is your honest opinion of your team?

I have the worst team in the league. It isn’t close, my team decided it wanted to get the pussy illness. Deebo hung out with Embiid and infected the rest of my bum squad. There isn’t much more to say than that. I made the worst keeper decision of my life, and that was the end. On to next year. At least this year I get to watch PSU RB’s dominate, and that is all I need. WE ARE PENN STATE. #JOEPAFOREVER #BRINGONTHEDUMBWAFFLES

Rankings:
1. John
2. Ali
3. Zack
4. Bose
5. Dan
6. Strohl (too late)
7. Jackson
8. Tom
9. Evan
10. CJ

Any other comments?

I am not allowed to have an opinion because my team is so bad. Once I get a good team then I am allowed to have an opinion.

Ali

What is your honest opinion of your team?

My team is great, but it could be better. I have a stud QB and WR, a couple of decent running backs (not Breece HaLL), and my TE’s are nice. My team is balanced but not top heavy, and I think you need a top heavy team with two or three players who will go OFF to make it far into the playoffs.

Rankings:
1 – Zack
2 – John
3 – Bellott
4 – Me
5 – Dan
6 – Bum #1 (Jack)
7 – Bum #2 (Strohl)
8 – Bum #3 (Tom)
9 – Bum #4 (CJ)
10 – Bum #5 (Shrooms)

Any other comments?

John’s team is on a tear right now, he did the same thing last year before making the Championship. His success hinges on Hurts and Saquon and they have a good schedule down the stretch. Zack is very top heavy with Joe Bum, Sloppy Joe, and Jamarr Bum. The BengaLs will continue to throw the ball a lot because their defense stinks. BeLLott has the most well rounded team, and came make a push for the championship if his best players can keep up with John and Zack. Dan has horrible luck, but he also has not benefitted from the trade with Strohl as most people thought he would he can make a push but it comes down to his QB play and his Nabers (Let a Knaysayer Know!). Whoever gets the last spot in the playoffs is giving a free bye week to the team in 3rd place. Its a crapshoot for Phony Bracket, and I can’t wait for Tom to have to eat 55 burgers, 55 donuts, 55 beers, and 55 fries when he loses.

Tom

What is your honest opinion of your team?

Dark horse to break hearts in the playoffs

Rankings:
1) Zack
2) Mr. 2nd Place
3) No-Mo(nty)
4) I guess Bellott but we all know what’s gonna happen in the playoffs
5) The Dark Horse
6) Ljack escapes the Lpit
7) CMC fan club
8) Mr. 0-6 start
9) Go Wiz!
10) Ouchie Shrooms

Any other comments?
*Tom declined to comment further*

Jack

What is your honest opinion of your team?

Sus

Rankings:
No

Any other comments?

John might make the chip, but he ain’t winning the chip.

Dan

What is your honest opinion of your team?

Too good on paper, but hides like a little bitch when the lights get too bright. Tom and Jackson are both going to win, CJ will end his 6 game losing streak against me, and I will get banished to the phony bracket. Then, I will choke that away too and end up phony.

Rankings:
1 Bellott
2 Zack
3 Ali
4 John
5 Strohl
6 CJ
7 Tom
8 Jackson
9 Dan
10 Shrooms

Any other comments?

No because I’m going to be nice. The last time I made a mean comment about Jordan Mason, CMC tore up his knee a few plays later.

Shrooms

What is your honest opinion of your team?

Alexis Texas

Rankings:
1. Bose
2. Big Dog
3. Bummish
4. Danimal
5. Boris
6. Strohl
7. Wankson
8. Tommy Toes
9. CJ
10. Me #humility

Any other comments?

I am in no position to speak out

Strohl

What is your honest opinion of your team?

Better than most of us thought 5 weeks ago. I learned my lesson – I thought I drafted a team that would be ready to win games right away, and also would win in weeks leading up to (and hopefully in) the playoffs. But it turns out I only drafted a team that was only ready to win in the weeks leading up to (and, again, hopefully in) the playoffs. Can’t win the chip if you are in the phony bracket! Big brain moves only.

Rankings:
1. Bellott
2. Zack
3. John
4. Dan
5. Ali
6. StooL
7. CJ
8. Tom
9. Wankson
10. Shrooms

Any other comments?

No, it’s bad JuJu to talk shit before the phony bracket so I will go quietly.

I took the average of everyone’s rankings for this playoff push aggregate ranking:

Zack 1.8
Bose 2.2
John 2.4
Ali 3.8
Dan 5.4
Strohl 6.3
Jack 7.1
Tom 7.6
Cj 8.3
Shroom 9.9