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Big Brain Bose WeekLy Recap

This week yours truly regressed back to my norm, aka scoring less than 100 points. However it was against gypsy man aLi, who no one scores 100 against, so honestly my team could still be back! (Its not). This week will be more of the same.

Jack finally snapped his losing streak and Ltom has a one way ticket to the phony bracket. This week we get the battLe of the bums with Ltom vs Bose. Will this be a preview of the Lpats vs the Lmen??

CJ (best team) once again had a great week and was the highest scorer. Our bud Shroomies got a taste of his own medicine going up against 145 points. Regardless, both of these teams are pretty much a lock for playoffs.

Dan put up a good effort against strohL but can’t escape his destiny. Meanwhile strohL must have learned some of aLi’s gypsy magic because his PA is also very sus.

Zack had a real tough loss against John this week. 120 points wasn’t enough to do it this week and that hurts when you’re at the bottom of the standings. Don’t worry bud, Dan and I are coming to keep you company.

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Well fellas we’ve reached THAT point in the season. Injuries have been here, I don’t need to tell you that, but what’s also here is we have arrived to the thick of bye weeks. It couldn’t have come at a juicier time considering the logjam at the bottom of the standings and the cream at the top.

With this being the case though, don’t be surprised if trading comes screeching to a halt. Now normally, trading is tough because by this point nobody in #ThisLeague trusts anybody. Now, you add on the fact that literally everybody’s starting second flex this week is objectively hilarious, and it looks like everyone is keen to just sit back and hope for the best.

You also can’t help but notice #ThisLeague is suddenly devoid of gangsters at the moment. Funny how that goes.

But it is ok! The contenders for Big Brain Bowl X are starting to emerge, the tons of fun Phony bracket is starting to take shape, and a couple teams have declared they’re #back. Just like the Longhorns.

So get ready to hook ’em in the groupme gentlemen. The shit talking is about to reach new heights (or depths) in the coming weeks. Toxic City populations bums.

-Brandon “Shrooms” Thornton

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Dr. StooL’s Week 8 Phony Odds Diagnosis

+225 – Bose – Sometimes a doctor knows there’s not much more he can do except keep a patient comfortable. Bellott is one of those patients. He will have good days; he will have bad days from here until the end. Come Week 15 the chickens of a team poorly drafted will come home to roost. Normally I would prescribe morphine for a patient like this – but Bellz may choose a greener option to tolerate the rest of the season.

+300 – Candy Man Dan – “The memories of how we did it will fade, and all we’ll remember is that we won the war.” You may say: Jeez, StooL is a learned man (with all those letters behind his name), that quote must be from a famous military strategist like Sun Tzu, Patton, or Winston Churchill. All wrong. I made that quote up right now sitting on my couch thinking about what happened earlier this week. And no I’m not referring to me snatching victory from the Jaws of defeat on Monday night. I’m referring to the rat bastard kid that stole Dan’s candy. Sure, she got caught, but did she put any back? I don’t think so. Dan will lose again this week without Amon Ra and CMC.

+350 – Champ Z – Currently at the bottom looking up, The Flushies have scored more points than the two aforementioned phony bracket contenders. HM Ltom avoids this list by mere PF decimals and that “3” in the win column. Zack’s a lock for the phony bracket but I consider him Bran Stark through season 5 of Game of Thrones. I’d bet my life on him not being King…I really should finish the last season of that I guess.

Dr. Stool M.D., P.G.