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Big Brain Bose WeekLy Recap

We’re going to try something new here instead of Phony of the week. Instead, you can enjoy a weekly recap, straight from the mind of Bose. Remember, I do not watch football and my brain is full of gibs so this may or may not be accurate.

This week Bose pulled off a big win against maybe the best team in the league. Bose has no players in the top weekly scorers and no top 10 season flex and qbs. My top player this week was Butker (we love kickers!!) and yet still managed to pull off the highest score of the week. We back baby!!

Dan won a big game against LsLeepy bud Jack this week putting him at 3-3 and out of the 2-4 thunderdome. This isn’t really surprising considering what we all know about Jack’s team. Jack is on a 4 game losing streak after proclaiming he has the unLucky! curse this year.

LphonybumJ spent a lot of time on the un-happy couch this week after losing to his roommate aLi and watching the eagLes lose to Zach WiLson and the Lets. aLi found some gypsy magic this year to grant himself lowest PA. Meanwhile John is apparently 1 TE away from being back in a big way.

After a huge week last week Champ Z regressed back to his true form. Tom got a good win but he is still stuck in the 2-4 thunderdome with the rest of the @bums. Tom is still the only team who hasn’t exceeded a value of 1 on the performance tracker. 0.997 this week, so close!

StrohL got lucky this week that Shroomies team took a shit. Shroomies lines on the various plots are hilarious. He looks like he is building a new ride in roLLer coaster tycoon. Something something bye weeks and injuries…….

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imma come clean

You know I was set to hold my team accountable by trying to explain to everyone just what went wrong with my ballclub.
After all, it was the first week that truly mattered since bye weeks are upon us and we’ve all been hit by the injury bug. Plus, we were playing the only other team in the history of #ThisLeague that can call himself a two-time champ.
Alas, we took the week off and are now here to face the music.
But is is actually ok!
Because while this week did matter that same two-time champ GM I was playing informed us that this past week was both backwards and opposite.

All is forgiven.
Anyhoo, since this was my first week back in the office after paternity leave, it was hard to properly meme/caption another real wrasslin video. So this will have to suffice.
Basically, I’m Vince McMahon since I was driving home from Rehoboth during the 1:00 window thinking everything was ok. You’re all the real wrestlers watching me and feeling just awful for your Oracle. The ending where I/Vinny Mac get into the limo sums up our week as a team. Enjoy.
Unless of course someone filmed me setting my lineup…

-Brandon “Shrooms” Thornton

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Dr. StooL’s Week 6 Phony Odds Diagnosis

+265 – Bose – In what may seem like one of the all time miracles in fantasy football, Bellott’s phony team was able to post the high score last week. Bellott is also a fan of the known-cheaters Patriots and the new-cheaters Michigan. So was it really a miracle that his scrub squad won? Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. If we find out someone here is cheating, to the phony pit with them!

+400 – Ooga Booga – Any time you throw up an 87  to drop into a tie for last place, you know you are gonna end up being diagnosed by the Doctor. I’ve been saying for a long time, Jack’s squad lacks upside and loose hammy’s. Raheem Mostert is the only player on his team with a chance of scoring 20+. It’s almost like it isn’t a good idea to just keep drafting running backs! I can tell you that from experience. Nico Collins is gonna have to drag him out of the phony pit to avoid the loser’s bracket.

+400 – Champ Z – Any time you throw up an 87 to drop into a tie for last place, you know you are gonna end up being diagnosed by the Doctor. But since we are playing each other this week, AND I just traded my players to Zack (so you know they are about to go off) I will decline to say anything negative about his team that could come back to bite me. Something like that would be reminiscent of Mr. Smith-Schuster’s Patriots tenure (aka “Bad JuJu”). I wish you good fortune in the wars to come.  

Dr. Stool M.D., P.G.

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Week 6

Addy Lines with Ooga Booga

Week 6 #LshroomsLogic Edition

Sorry fellas I took a long snooze last week & missed getting anything out. Dr. OogaJ upped my addy dosage & the comedown was worse than anticipated. But that is ok! because I woke up & the Lpats still stink! I’m setting the O/U at 5 for how many games until Lmac Truck gets benched. Hammer the under! In honor of Lshrooms sharing his most insightful & definitely not egregious  logic with us to date (NOT!), this week will feature all Lpats players! Since technically the Lpats never acccckkkktuually cheated since they were always very good after they were caught cheating! #LshroomsLogic. 

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Lmac Truck Jones: U 181.5 Pass Yards (-114) vs BUF

Lmac barely scraped up enough yards last week to hit 200, but that was against a god awful Las Vegas Raiders squad with one of the worst secondaries in the league. The two weeks prior, he threw for 110 against the Saints & 151 against DaLLas. Buffalo has a legitimate defense that will be hungry for a redemption game after allowing the Lmen to score 9 points on them last week. Final score prediction 38-3 Buffalo (+28000). 

Lmac Truck Jones: O 0.5 Interceptions (-154) vs BUF

It’s unfortunate fanduel doesn’t allow Alt Interceptions because (assuming BiLL refuses to bench him) I would raise it up to a guaranteed 2 interceptions with a probable pick six. Buffalo has 9 interceptions in 6 games this season & I expect that number to continue to rise.

Gabe Davis: 4 Alt Receptions (+142), 60 Rec Yards (+220), & 1 TD (+240)

Parlay: +586

Stefon Diggs: 8 Alt Receptions (+116), 100 Rec Yards (+164) & 1 TD (+100)

Parlay: +348

Parlay all WR Props: +4878

PATS STINK! Hammer everything listed above! OogAyuH!

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NFL Weekly Specials – Highest Scoring Team – Sunday Only

Buffalo Bills (+1100) vs NE

NFL Weekly Specials – Lowest Scoring Team – Sunday Only

Indianapolis Colts (+1200) vs CLE

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