2023-2024 Calendar of Events

Keeper ADPs Lock
- Friday, August 25, 2023
Draft pick order, keeper selections, and the 1st round
- Saturday, September 2, 2023 – 5:00 PM EST
The Draft
- Sunday, September 3, 2023 – 11:00 AM EST

Week 1 (Thursday, September 7, 2023): They are off to the races! Except for StrohL who puts up another Week 1 stinker, but ranks himself at the top of his unbiased weekly “Power Rankings”
Week 2: After being crowned King Phony last year, and eating a miraculous 9.5 waffles in 2 hours, Waffle-J starts his season 2-0, claiming “He’s Back”

Week 3: The Championship Hangover is evident, as Zack’s team continues down the toilet, like his beloved fLushies.

Week 4: BeLLott forgot he has to actually watch the games and wasted his $100 on his NFL Sunday Ticket subscription, and proceeds to put up the least amount of points ever in a regular season fantasy game (again).
Week 5: In The Battle of the NYG’s Happy Couch. Tom proceeds to lose a close game to the hands of aLi. Tom insists his team is one week away from catching fire, he just needs to win one game and reminds everyone to “just wait” while he’s in la la land.
Week 6: After some unfortunate events at the QB position, Jackson is forced to bid on a QB on the waiver wire. Unfortunately, he forgot Matt Ryan isn’t rostered, and spends $30 picking him up because “It’s life”. That’s TUA-bad, bud!

Week 7: The LRaven’s catch the injury bug again, and CJ begins deflecting asking where the texts are and if Erb will ever fix John’s laptop. At the halfway point of the season, every team in #ThisLeague is still in contention for a playoff spot.

Week 8: In the renewed Rivalry of the “New Dad’s” Shroomies and Dan face-off for the first time since becoming fathers. However, with the lack of sleep they’ve been both getting, they forget to set their lineups and end up finishing in a rare tie. Penn State makes it into the College Football Playoff Top 4 rankings (ahead of ALabama) after stunning Ohio State the week before.

Week 9: CJ finally gets revenge on aLi after the Miami Dolphins Defense 25 point game in the playoffs. He Snapchats everyone “Go Birds” wearing his “Championship” T-Shirt and Ring.

Week 10: Tom’s team is actually catching fire, and he predicts that he will WIN the Fantasy Football championship, and the Giants are going to the Super Bowl. Uh-Oh bud that’s a bold prediction.

Week 11: After the Mac Jones injury in Week 1 against the eagLes D-Line, the LPat’s are holding down the fort in Last pLace of the AFC LEast, but surprisingly BeLLott is in contention of making the Fantasy Football Playoffs. Unfortunately it’s only fantasy, and he’s still living in a fantasy world. He also has not sent the link for DK since Week 4 of the season.

Week 12: aLi tries to explain the Phony Bracket rules to those who are predicted to compete in the bracket. Un-surprisingly everyone decides to change the rules of the bracket again to make it “more fun”. Luckily for him, he is headed for a First Round Bye.

Week 13 (Thursday, November 30, 2023) Trade Deadline!: Zack and TradeMasterJ complete their obligatory trade of the year, where John claims to fleece Zack, only for Zack to somehow win the trade.

Week 14: StrohL begins to create his hypothetical Playoff bracket had he won the last game of the season, and he’s ultimately competing for King Phony (again).
League Champion / King Phony bracket begins
- Thursday, December 14, 2023 (week 15)

Fantasy football champion / King Phony is crowned
- Monday, January 1, 2024 (after week 17)
- Rosters are now locked for 2024-2025 season keeper purposes (@Bose)